4 Responses

  1. DSALT says:

    Why do you tell people the truth? You should tell people your a pole dancer.

    • Emily says:

      Honestly to you, do I look like I’d be a pole dancer? If I was going to lie, I’d have to come up with something more believable, or at least more amusing.

  2. Sheryl says:

    I wrote a blog long ago about how anti-handshake I am. People are disgusting and I don’t want to touch them. Nine times out of ten I get out of the handshake – I either tell them I’m sick or have just been blowing my nose (which is very true, I have allergies and blow my nose often) and I even tell people “I just washed my hands and don’t want to touch anything” – again, which is true because I wash my hands a LOT. I have even told people that I’m trying to rid society of the handshaking ritual because its origins are not applicable to today’s society. But also, I’m older than you and just don’t care about being an asshole so much anymore. I’d rather be an asshole without their disgusting germs on me, that’s for sure.

    Oh and the “filing papers” comment – how sexist!!

  3. anomynous says:

    My girl will kill me straight when i read you’re blog. But it’s good and very digestive. no wonder the guys at Dreamhost picked your blog as winner in some kind of contest.

    I’ve bookmarked it, hope i’ll get back someday

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