Nearly Mowed Over by a Large Train of Stupidity 
In the grand scheme of things, I think that the majority of riders of public transportation have never fallen off the train platform. And that is an extremely good thing! The other day, I came incredibly close. Not because I lost my balance or anything like that, it was due to two incredibly stupid people. I was nearly mowed down by a fat train of stupidity. I’m not one to really be judging people or calling them names, but these idiots greeted me with views of their ginormous fatty ass crack. I didn’t want to see that. Hell, imagine they HAD knocked me off the platform. A fat ass crack might have been the last image imprinted on my fragile mind as I was mowed over by a train, my brain matter decorating the tracks. At least then the image would have been gone.
Seriously though, a man and a woman were walking down the platform, one riding on top of the other. Imagine riding piggyback, except that is when the other person is riding on your back. This person was riding on the front, so they were face-to-face. An incredibly convenient position in order to be sucking face while walking in a zigzag pattern down the platform. Quite obviously, neither of them could see where they were walking. And they certainly didn’t see me… though I certainly wish it were the other way around.
Tags: goldens bridge, metro north, stupid people, train
